Quote #20383
I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.
Quote #11836
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
Quote #18076
Humanity faces a quantum leap forward. It faces the deepest social upheaval and creative...
Quote #13678
I think a new, different kind of bowling should be ‘carpet bowling.’ It’s just...
Quote #10758
Three things you can be judged by your voice, your face, and your disposition.
Quote #19908
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
Quote #10519
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #17881
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #2546
History will have to record that the greatest tragedy of this period of social...
Quote #4453
At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once...