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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13770

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Mark Twain

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever...
Jewish Folk Saying

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One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
Will Rogers

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We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and...
Marcus Tullius Cicero

Quote #7026

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For if that last day does not occasion an entire extinction, but a change...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13765

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Marta said I don’t seem to like to read fiction very much. ‘I guess...
Confucius

Quote #1275

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Hold faithfulness and sincerity as first principles.
P. G. Wodehouse

Quote #19212

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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are...
Thomas Alva Edison

Quote #8766

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure.
Pindar

Quote #21067

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Words have a longer life than deeds.
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