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BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who...
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If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
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Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies One eats leaves,...
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Maybe intentions are the lies in the dark we tell ourselves when who we...
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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Never let people see the bottom of your purse or of your mind.
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If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.
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In the total expanse of human life there is not a single square inch...
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Trouble is only opportunity in work clothes.
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Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness–great wealth, great return,...