Quote #1473
The female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Quote #1785
The man is a success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much...
Quote #385
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Quote #15818
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Quote #13695
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
Quote #17248
Make yourself familiar with the angels, and behold them frequently in spirit for without...
Quote #8905
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #4483
I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
Quote #99
We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very...
Quote #1192
Who never ate his bread in sorrow, Who never spent the darksome hours Weeping,...