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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Andy Anderson

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The origin of every excuse is the failure to do something.
Bertha Calloway

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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
Katherine Paterson

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All of us can think of a book… that we hope none of our...
William Pickens

Quote #16381

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Living together is an art.
Steven Wright

Quote #19249

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know
Sir William Alton Jones

Quote #14569

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The man who gets the most satisfactory results is not always the man with...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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Whatever fortune has raised to a height, she has raised only to cast it...
Bible

Quote #9491

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Prove all things hold fast that which is good.
Cecil B. DeMille

Quote #20030

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his...
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