Quote #19960
Tis sometimes the height of wisdom to feign stupidity.
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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Eternity has nothing to do with the hereafter… This is it… If you don’t...
Quote #19286
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #11251
Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This...
Quote #15733
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
Quote #13544
Do to others, before they do to you.
Quote #14469
We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.
Quote #17245
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #4647
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...