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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children’s...
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Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...
Cicero

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Art is born of the observation and investigation of nature.
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Swiss Proverb

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When one shuts one eye, one does not hear everything.
Jack Nicklaus

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Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one’s levels of aspiration and expectation.
Muhammad Ali

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It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
A Bartlett Giamatti

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Teaching is an instinctual art, mindful of potential, craving of realizations, a pausing, seamless...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13749

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In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Billy Madison

Quote #165

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Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...
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