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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13762

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Hal Borland

Quote #3132

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A woodland in full color is awesome as a forest fire, in magnitude at...
Vince Lombardi

Quote #1382

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Teamwork is what the Green Bay Packers were all about. They didn’t do it...
Ludwig Wittgenstein

Quote #7139

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Gen. Joseph Stilwell

Quote #2675

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Augustus Octavius

Quote #20998

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Practice, the master of all things.
Yevgeny Aleksandrovich Yevtushenko

Quote #19294

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I do not like poems that resemble hay compressed into a geometrically perfect cube....
Mark Twain

Quote #1694

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is no such thing as the Queen’s English. The property has gone into...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4018

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.
Dwight D Eisenhower

Quote #251

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No one should ever sit in this office over 70 years old, and that...
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