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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
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If you are ever at a loss to support a flagging conversation, introduce the...
Quote #1274
Is virtue a thing remote I wish to be virtuous, and lo Virtue is...
Quote #4565
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #8862
One hand washes the other.
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The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away...
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
Quote #19908
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
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If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #19602
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and...