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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of burning a guy at the stake, what about burning him at the...
Norman Juster

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You can swim all day in the Sea of Knowledge and still come out...
Earl Wilson

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Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.
Benjamin Franklin

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He that lives upon hope will die fasting.
Hans Albrecht Bethe

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If we fight a war and win it with H-bombs, what history will remember...
George Eliot

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Teach us to care and not to care. Teach us to sit still.
Thomas Fuller

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‘Tis not every question that deserves an answer.
Elizabeth Kenny

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It’s better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your...
Emo Phillips

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Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
Will Rogers

Quote #3411

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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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