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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit,...
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The world has forgotten, in its concern with Left and Right, that there is...
Quote #5894
When one’s ill or unhappy, one needs something outside oneself to hold one up....
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #12580
Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...
Quote #12985
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Quote #2726
Consider your origin you were not born to live like brutes, but to follow...
Quote #14904
Yes, we are all different. Different customs, different foods, different mannerisms, different languages, but...
Quote #10138
Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor for even death...