Quote #314
Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
Quote #17158
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.
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A religious man is a person who holds God and man in one thought...
Quote #5612
I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, of human knowledge, that...
Quote #20506
Only fools are positive.
Quote #13899
Here’s a suggestion for a new animal, if some new ones get created or...
Quote #1661
Drag your thoughts away from your troubles.. by the ears, by the heels, or...
Quote #8994
The especial genius of women I believe to be electrical in movement, intuitive in...
Quote #13707
When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or...
Quote #793
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.