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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re an ant, and you’re walking along across the top of a cup...
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Grant that I may not pray alone with the mouth help me that I...
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‘I think therefore I am’ is the statement of an intellectual who underrates toothaches.
Woody Allen

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things...
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The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees...
Bette Midler

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I never know how much of what I say is true.
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No idea is so antiquated that it was not once modern. No idea is...
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When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Cicero

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All action is of the mind and the mirror of the mind is the...
W. Somerset Maugham

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The common idea that success spoils people by making them vain, egotistic, and self-complacent...
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