Quote #15304
If you’re not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don’t want to go there.
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
Quote #1887
The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast...
Quote #8525
A man may well bring a horse to the water but he cannot make...
Quote #12184
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #2551
We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words...
Quote #19066
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.
Quote #15975
There is nothing worse than falling prey To someone else’s confusion.
Quote #20803
It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent.
Quote #18712
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.