Quote #10028
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
Quote #6989
Baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go...
Quote #13673
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
Quote #18393
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you ever tried
Quote #18520
The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...
Quote #3991
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you’ll land among the stars.
Quote #11910
Religion is the human response to being alive and having to die.
Quote #12407
I predict you will sink step by step into a bottomless quagmire, however much...
Quote #8368
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain...
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Quotation, n The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.