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It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an...
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There ought to be one day– just one– when there is open season on...
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Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
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What happens when the future has come and gone
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Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of...
Quote #18733
Those little nimble musicians of the air, that warble forth their curious ditties, with...
Quote #10917
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #13645
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...