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I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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Sanity is a madness put to good use.
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‘Tis the most tender part of love, each other to forgive.
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache do be my enemy–for friendship’s...
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It is good to realize that if love and peace can prevail on earth,...
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
Quote #17526
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London...