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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
Richard Needham

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When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the...
Stephen Butler Leacock

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Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes clever people can do it...
Mark Twain

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There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.
Charles Caleb Colton

Quote #2333

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Deliberate with caution, but act with decision and yield with graciousness, or oppose with...
Roger Lewin

Quote #15167

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Too often we give our children answers to remember rather than problems to solve.
Lao Tzu

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When the highest type of men hear Tao, They diligently practice it. When the...
Glenda Cloud

Quote #12028

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Change is inevitable, growth is intentional.
Menander

Quote #15651

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
Lyndon B. Johnson

Quote #204

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
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