Quote #4658
Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
Quote #14564
Living and dying is not the big issue. The big issue is what you’re...
Quote #5151
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Quote #18406
Show a leg or shake a leg.
Quote #6747
…the safest course is to do nothing against one’s conscience. With this secret, we...
Quote #13738
I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
Quote #5740
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy but in passing...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #12089
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #21145
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...