Quote #1721
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #2955
Man is not the creature of circumstances. Circumstances are the creatures of men.
Quote #6600
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
Quote #1431
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Quote #13782
Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
Quote #4779
Why should we be in such desperate hast to succeed, and in such desperate...
Quote #11985
Man is a creature of hope and invention, both of which believe the idea...
Quote #7290
One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was,...
Quote #17957
The present is theirs the future, for which I really worked, is mine.
Quote #19633
Life is too short for traffic.