Quote #14318
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
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Wild animals never kill for sport. Man is the only one to whom the...
Quote #10103
The happiness and unhappiness of the rational, social animal depends not on what he...
Quote #20959
The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Quote #4468
Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God...
Quote #13749
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #21302
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated...
Quote #8179
If they give you lined paper, write the other way.
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #20018
To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything...