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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You know what would be the most terrifying thing that could ever happen to...
Gilbert Keith Chesterton

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Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Judy Garland

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Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
Don Rose

Quote #17070

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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4044

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A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man...
Robert A. Heinlein

Quote #9003

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Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find...
Seneca

Quote #8827

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Enjoy present pleasures in such a way as not to injure future one.
Arthur C. Clarke

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Sometimes I think we’re alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we’re not....
Katharine Whitehorn

Quote #18956

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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not...
George Washington

Quote #8727

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‘Tis our true policy to steer clear of permanent alliances with any portion of...
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