Quote #7684
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #11308
Don’t ever sell mankind short by saying there’s anything they can’t do.
Quote #19745
If I take refuge in ambiguity, I can assure you that it’s quite conscious.
Quote #11025
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #18889
A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
Quote #13946
When you plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don’t blame the...
Quote #13533
The best inheritance a parent can give to his children is a few minutes...
Quote #162
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.
Quote #330
Best be yourself, imperial, plain and true
Quote #2627
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.