Quote #6480
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
Quote #15747
Nearly all men die of their remedies, and not of their illnesses.
Quote #7254
My concern today is not with the length of a person’s hair but with...
Quote #13348
The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Quote #17108
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
Quote #10748
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #10295
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.
Quote #7768
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
Quote #4037
Language is the blood of the soul into which thoughts run and out of...
Quote #2739
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don’t...