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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13743

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Samuel Butler

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Arguments are like fire-arms which a man may keep at home but should not...
William Of Orange

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There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
American Proverb

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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
John Dryden

Quote #2020

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We first make our habits, and then our habits make us.
Dr. Laura Schlessinger

Quote #17347

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Situations reveal who we are, they don’t create who we are.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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If we had no faults of our own, we would not take so much...
Brenda Ueland

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I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a...
Terence

Quote #17946

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I bid him look into the lives of men as though into a mirror,...
Pierre Elliott Trudeau

Quote #18139

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let us overthrow the totems, break the taboos. Or better, let us consider them...
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