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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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I do not distinguish by the eye, but by the mind, which is the...
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What’s terrible is to pretend that the second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you...
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An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have the older she gets,...
George Bernard Shaw

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Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.
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People who say you’re just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
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Riches, like glory or heath, have no more beauty or pleasure than their possessor...
Woody Allen

Quote #2295

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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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