Quote #18622
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #13845
I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #16825
I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.
Quote #7549
This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very...
Quote #10918
Good plans shape good decisions. That’s why good planning helps to make elusive dreams...
Quote #13686
If I was the head of a country that lost a war, and I...
Quote #12729
If I were playing third base and my mother were rounding third with the...
Quote #12293
The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
Quote #4492
Throw your heart over the fence and the rest will follow.