Quote #10207
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #6908
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #4594
The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
Quote #18464
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
Quote #18708
Would you hurt a man keenest, strike at his self-love.
Quote #21150
I don’t have a bank account, because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name.
Quote #14837
Don’t forget to love yourself.
Quote #11027
If a man watches three football games in a row he should be declared...
Quote #21667
After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of...
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.