Quote #13528
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #1757
We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do...
Quote #10463
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #13637
One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me...
Quote #8586
We become wiser by adversity prosperity destroys our appreciation of the right.
Quote #3542
This was love at first sight, love everlasting a feeling unknown, unhoped for, unexpected–in...
Quote #12847
I could never think well of a man’s intellectual or moral character, if he...
Quote #16311
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
Quote #10551
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
Quote #15710
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs