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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13630

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle...
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War doesn’t determine who is right, only who is left.
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Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...
Persian Proverb

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Use your enemy’s hand to catch a snake.
John Stuart Mill

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A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by...
Lawana Blackwell

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For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.
Cynthia Heimel

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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
Jerry Coleman

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Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Victor Hugo

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Wherever the Turkish hoof trods, no grass grows.
James Grover Thurber

Quote #18024

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are...
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