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Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
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Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
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The fact that astronomies change while the stars abide is a true analogy of...
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The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
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Nonviolence is the answer to the crucial political and moral questions of our time...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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I’m very curious to know what the hell they’re saying on the phone, but...
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There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an...
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of...
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The spirit is the true self.