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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Bob Hope

Quote #14279

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Henry David Thoreau

Quote #4794

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Faint heart never won true friend. O my friend, may it come to pass,...
Charles Schwab

Quote #6884

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
Jonathan Swift

Quote #5085

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not...
Leigh Hunt

Quote #14359

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how...
Pierre Elliott Trudeau

Quote #18138

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Canada will be a strong country when Canadians of all provinces feel at home...
Gertrude Stein

Quote #17725

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Silent gratitude isn’t very much use to anyone.
Joe Namath

Quote #15945

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you...
Al Capone

Quote #11591

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Once in the racket you’re always in it.
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