Quote #1686
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #13147
The television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living...
Quote #5815
Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of...
Quote #5264
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #11619
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #15734
God help those who do not help themselves.
Quote #12439
The truest expression of a people is in its dance and music.
Quote #15067
When the opponent expand, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there...
Quote #19951
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #5721
Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god.