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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey...
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A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.
Grace Murray Hopper

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You manage things you lead people.
Christopher Pearce Cranch

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If there comes a little thaw, Still the air is chill and raw, Here...
Kimon Nicolaides

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The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be...
Friedrich von Hardenberg Novalis

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We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
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Weather forecast for tonight dark.
Storm Jameson

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Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely,...
Tallulah Bankhead

Quote #10474

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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