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There are grammatical errors even in his silence.
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Freedom means the opportunity to be what we never thought we would be.
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #21277
The pleasure of love is in loving.
Quote #2377
The first recipe for happiness is Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
Quote #7180
Where God has his church the Devil will have his chapel.
Quote #11643
Only lie about the future.
Quote #10681
The shortage of student loans may require … divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile...
Quote #18058
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...