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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Rush Limbaugh

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You know why there’s a Second Amendment In case the government fails to follow...
James Oppenheim

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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his...
Virginia Kelley

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There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit – and to...
Oliver Wendell Holmes

Quote #4001

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To have doubted one’s own first principles is the mark of a civilized man.
Jewish Proverb

Quote #16672

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If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
George Orwell

Quote #2912

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Enlightened people seldom or never possess a sense of responsibility.
W. N. Taylor

Quote #21695

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Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men...
Anatole France

Quote #6198

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price on conjecture.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Quote #12103

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.
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