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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13906

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Quote #18363

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Live like you can look any man in the eye and tell him to...
Oscar Wilde

Quote #5136

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.
S. J. Perelman

Quote #9425

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Their the waiters’ eyes sparkled and their pencils flew as she proceeded to eviscerate...
Golda Meir

Quote #3150

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We only want that which is given naturally to all peoples of the world,...
Dorothea Brande

Quote #11301

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Act as if it were impossible to fail.
Henry Morgan

Quote #20885

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Plato

Quote #6276

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
No human thing is of serious importance.
Will Cuppy

Quote #12279

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There...
Bob Dylan

Quote #12742

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
What’s money A man is a success if he gets up in the morning...
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