Quote #12347
The wit of a graduate student is like champagne. Canadian champagne.
Quote #15818
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Quote #2213
A little wonton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.
Quote #11227
The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
Quote #18221
Many people chase after success. Others pursue money. But I think the happiest people...
Quote #18608
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a...
Quote #9304
Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring...
Quote #10424
Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Quote #6508
Only in solitude do we find ourselves and in finding ourselves, we find in...
Quote #13720
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...