Quote #19072
Pour water on a sportswriter — instant horseshit.
Quote #13911
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
Quote #11770
There’s time enough, but none to spare.
Quote #3051
It’s not the hand that signs the laws that holds the destiny of America....
Quote #11834
The people who think Tiny Tim is strange are the same ones who think...
Quote #12741
I’ll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours.
Quote #19638
It is said that power corrupts, but actually it’s more true that power attracts...
Quote #7959
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #21030
No guest is so welcome in a friend’s house that he will not become...
Quote #10777
Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.