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He who would leap high must take a long run.
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I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
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Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
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Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about a bunch of nerds who never...
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The hens they all cackle, the roosters all beg, But I will not hatch,...
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‘We’re always lucky,’ I said and like a fool I did not knock on...