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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13716

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If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have...
Peter Ustinov

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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Heraclitus

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We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the child at...
Golda Meir

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To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than...
Doug Larson

Quote #7446

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More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after...
Roald Dahl

Quote #12298

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And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #529

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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #612

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The things taught in colleges and schools are not an education, but the means...
Publilius Syrus

Quote #4359

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While we stop to think, we often miss our opportunity.
George Bernard Shaw

Quote #477

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I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
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