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The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase if you pursue happiness you’ll...
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Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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Rejoice evermore. In every thing give thanks for this is the will of God...
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Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
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All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
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Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is...
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Marriage. Why do we do it Everybody knows the stats. One in two marriages...