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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out...
Stephen Butler Leacock

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I am a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work...
Nikola Tesla

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I do not think there is any thrill that can go through the human...
Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire

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Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
Brooks Atkinson

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The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quentin Crisp

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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as...
Lyle Myhur

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When they took the 4th Amendment, I was quiet because I didn’t deal drugs....
William Shakespeare

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When holy and devout religious men Are at their beads, ’tis hard to draw...
Arthur Schopenhauer

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Buying books would be a good thing if one could also buy the time...
Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton

Quote #11419

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One of the surest evidences of friendship that one individual can display to another...
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