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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
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The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on...
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Discouragement is simply the despair of wounded self-love.
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You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and...
Lord Halifax

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A man that should call everything by its right name, would hardly pass the...
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One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.
Miguel de Cervantes

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It is very difficult to be wholly joyous or wholly sad on this earth....
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