Quote #9993
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
Quote #11662
Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
Quote #13896
If I was a cowboy in a lynch mob, I think I’d try to...
Quote #2484
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...
Quote #8284
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state we must be doing something to be...
Quote #20112
Anger at lies lasts forever. Anger at truth can’t last.
Quote #9024
I am a part of all that I have met.
Quote #21114
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Quote #12809
If there is Magic on this planet, it is contained in water.