Quote #3724
I’m a born-again atheist.
Quote #18509
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled...
Quote #20822
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quote #17058
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and...
Quote #3953
The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be...
Quote #6135
There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do...
Quote #4267
Diamonds are nothing more than chunks of coal that stuck to their jobs.
Quote #20951
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
Quote #21497
For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
Quote #3716
The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of...