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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
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The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
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Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word, equality. But notice the...
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If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.