Quote #8460
It ain’t braggin’ if you can back it up.
Quote #21672
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one...
Quote #10249
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #981
He who opens a school door, closes a prison.
Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #12407
I predict you will sink step by step into a bottomless quagmire, however much...
Quote #7111
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
Quote #21136
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.