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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash...
Irving Layton

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Once you touch the biographies of human beings, the notion that political beliefs are...
Robert Frost

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A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather...
Joseph Roux

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A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit,...
Albert Einstein

Quote #9353

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #535

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Every man is a divinity in disguise, a God playing the fool.
Edmund Burke

Quote #7994

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He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist...
Peter Ustinov

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If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Archie Bunker

Quote #11428

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God don’t make no mistakes. That’s how He got to be God.
Niccolo Machiavelli

Quote #4539

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct, or...
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