Quote #4728
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Quote #5704
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #19567
I take it as a man’s duty to restrain himself.
Quote #12220
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
Quote #6946
What then is capital punishment but the most premeditated of murders, to which no...
Quote #13071
It can go on and on, or someone must write ‘The End’ to it....
Quote #17969
You don’t tell deliberate lies, but sometimes you have to be evasive.
Quote #14150
Hope is the poor man’s bread.
Quote #16079
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Quote #13725
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...